by Classical & Medieval Geoffrey Chaucer
Geoffrey Chaucer – Classical & Medieval – Free Thinker’s Bible
Geoffrey Chaucer, Free Thinker &Satirist
Chaucer snuck satire into the English language like a jester into a monastery. With “The Canterbury Tales”, he turned a religious pilgrimage into a medieval roast battle, exposing hypocrisy, lust, greed, and flatulence – all under the holy guise of storytelling. A freethinker in feudal times, Chaucer mocked clergy, nobles, and even himself with such cheeky precision that it passed for piety. His characters were so flawed and familiar, they could’ve had Instagram handles. If TikTok existed in 1387, Chaucer would’ve filmed the Pardoner hawking indulgences next to a thirst trap.
🧠 Rules for Free Thinkers from Geoffrey Chaucer
(Geoffrey Chaucer, Short. Sharp. Unforgivable.)
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Question Everything—Especially the Questions
If the answer is obvious, you’re probably in a cult. -
Laugh at Authority
Power hates humor. So sharpen your wit like a guillotine. -
Offend Strategically
Be rude with purpose, not just volume. Satire isn’t trolling—it’s surgery. -
Think in Sentences, Not Slogans
If it fits on a bumper sticker, it probably belongs in the trash. -
Contradict Yourself—Loudly
Consistency is the hobgoblin of people who don’t read footnotes. -
Make Enemies You’d Be Proud to Roast
If no one’s angry at you, you’re doing it wrong. -
Mock the Mob, Even If You Agree With It
Bandwagons are just parade floats headed off cliffs. -
Be Funny First, Correct Second
Satire without laughter is just a manifesto in clown makeup. -
Burn Sacred Cows—Medium Rare
Every era has its idols. Your job is to cook them. -
Never Join a Revolution That Doesn’t Have a Joke Book
No punchline? No freedom.
FREE THINKER’S BIBLE
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Originally posted 2020-04-19 13:51:00.
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