October 28, 2026

Rules for Free Thinkers

Rules for Free Thinkers

🧠 Rules for Free Thinkers

(Short. Sharp. Unforgivable.)

  1. Question Everything—Especially the Questions
    If the answer is obvious, you’re probably in a cult.

  2. Laugh at Authority
    Power hates humor. So sharpen your wit like a guillotine.

  3. Offend Strategically
    Be rude with purpose, not just volume. Satire isn’t trolling—it’s surgery.

  4. Think in Sentences, Not Slogans
    If it fits on a bumper sticker, it probably belongs in the trash.

  5. Contradict Yourself—Loudly
    Consistency is the hobgoblin of people who don’t read footnotes.

  6. Make Enemies You’d Be Proud to Roast
    If no one’s angry at you, you’re doing it wrong.

  7. Mock the Mob, Even If You Agree With It
    Bandwagons are just parade floats headed off cliffs.

  8. Be Funny First, Correct Second
    Satire without laughter is just a manifesto in clown makeup.

  9. Burn Sacred Cows—Medium Rare
    Every era has its idols. Your job is to cook them.

  10. Never Join a Revolution That Doesn’t Have a Joke Book
    No punchline? No freedom.

 

FREE THINKER’S BIBLE

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Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled 'The Skeptic’s Sermon.' The scene shows an old stone church repurposed into a... 3
Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled ‘The Skeptic’s Sermon.’ The scene shows an old stone church repurposed into a…
Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled 'The Skeptic’s Sermon.' The scene shows an old stone church repurposed into a... 1
Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled ‘The Skeptic’s Sermon.’ The scene shows an old stone church repurposed into a…
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Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled ‘Free Thinkers Through History – Renaissance Era.’ The scene is a vibrant Ren…
Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled 'Free Thinkers Through History – Renaissance Era.' The scene is a vibrant Ren... 4
Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled ‘Free Thinkers Through History – Renaissance Era.’ The scene is a vibrant Ren…
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Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled ‘Free Thinkers Through History – Present Day.’ The scene is a modern digital …
Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled 'Free Thinkers Through History – Present Day.' The scene is a modern digital ... 10
Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled ‘Free Thinkers Through History – Present Day.’ The scene is a modern digital …
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Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled ‘Free Thinkers Through History – Ancient Era.’ The scene features a chaotic A…
Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled 'Free Thinkers Through History – Ancient Era.' The scene features a chaotic A... 2
Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled ‘Free Thinkers Through History – Ancient Era.’ The scene features a chaotic A…
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Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled ‘Free Thinkers Through History – 1800s Era.’ The scene takes place in a livel…
Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled 'Free Thinkers Through History – 1800s Era.' The scene takes place in a livel... 6
Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled ‘Free Thinkers Through History – 1800s Era.’ The scene takes place in a livel…
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Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled ‘Free Thinkers Through History – 20th Century Era.’ The scene takes place at …
Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled 'Free Thinkers Through History – 20th Century Era.' The scene takes place at ... 8
Free Thinker A wide, satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled ‘Free Thinkers Through History – 20th Century Era.’ The scene takes place at …
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Free Thinker A wide satirical cartoon illustration in the style of Toni Bohiney, titled ‘The Free Thinker’s Bible.’ The scene shows a glowing, oversized book on a ped…